You’re 100 dimes

The lyrical disgrace:

“Your a dime plus 99″
- Mario on “Let Me Love You”

I’ve had a problem with this line ever since I’ve first heard it. My first thoughts were…”HUH???”. After thinking about it for sometime I’ve come to the conclusion that Mario could mean one of two things:

• This girl is so fine, she is 1 dime plus 99 other dimes. Meaning she is a grand total of 100 dimes, or a score of 1000. Mario gives this girl a score of 1000 out of 10.

I have a problem with this. Jessica Alba is a dime (as seen below).

Whichever girl Mario is speaking of, she is NOT 100 times better looking then Jessica Alba. I understand the concept of hyperbole…but c’mon. A 1000?!

Or he could mean:

• This girl gets a score of 10 (a dime) plus another 99, bringing her to a total of 109.

This is just weird.

Mario: “Hey girl, you look so good your not a 10…your a 109!”
Girl: “What?”