Halle Berry Single Again!
Diss bish Halle Berry is back single after callen it quits wit ha white boy toy wit tha double black diamond ski slope snotbox. sumtim gotta be wrong wit this broad cos she caint hold down no negga and she been known as bein tha fine-ness…so either ha breff smell like shaq’s socks from tha [...]
U.S.A. (Under Spanish Authority)
We all thought USA stood foe United Serpentine Agenda, but by 2050, iss gon stand for Under Spanish Authority and thazz why tha beast is skeered!
F.E.A.R. (False Evidence Appearing Real)
Yeah neggaz we gotta let go of that FEAR cos that shet will have you lovin ya enemiez and hatin ya friendz…tha BEAST is all about keepin you in fear and wit limited resources.
When Shaq Rapped
The Lyrical Disgrace Part 1:
“(I Know I Got) Skillz” by Shaquille O’Neal
“I got a hand that’ll rock your cradle
cream you like cheese spread you on my bagle
My ford explorer boomin with the clunk a funk
all you jealous punks can’t stop my dunks”
The Lyrical Disgrace Part 2:
“Built like chevy impala
yo shaqs a smooth balla
(yea but what [...]
Kevin Durantorexic
I fuggz wit kevin durantorexic, even though tha negga look like he caught a bolivian tape worm — most NBA players have less than 6% body fat, but kevin durantorexic has less than 6% body. However that don’t stop this skinny negga from puttin up buckets and grabbin boards.
NBA commish davey stern is so into [...]
