Kevin Durantorexic

I fuggz wit kevin durantorexic, even though tha negga look like he caught a bolivian tape worm — most NBA players have less than 6% body fat, but kevin durantorexic has less than 6% body. However that don’t stop this skinny negga from puttin up buckets and grabbin boards.

NBA commish davey stern is so into suggin off LeBon aka Qween Janes that he don’t recognize tha league got other top notch soopa stars like D-Wade, Brandon Roy, and Kevin Durantorexic, who are all closer to Mike Jordan than LeBon Janes. Insteadda suggin off one negga and tryna make him tha dominant face of tha league, how about Davey Stern embrace all tha talent.

Iss not like how it was before, when M.J. was clearly tha most dominant player or Shaq tha most dominant force. And besides, LeBon Bon aint up to bein tha face of tha league cos he got too much acne bumps on his snotbox, his hairline is doin a fade away jumper, and he spen too much time suggin off droopy drakes and mr. Camel jay-z.

But kevin durantorexic, or even D-wade, plays more like M.J., while Lebon bon aka Qween Janes plays more like Oscar “tha grouch” Robertson or Magic Johnson on steeroids. And lass year in tha playoff Lebon acted like a betch on many levels: he dint shake neggaz hands afta he got bumped, he caught menstrual cramps, and he had period blood runnin down his legs and knee cap. They tryda say it was a cut…but you and I know wuss goin on.

I juss hope Kevin Durantorexic don’t end off like T-mac and never make it out tha first round of tha playoff, cos that negga T-mac never tasted tha second round like Michael Spinks and Carl “the trooth” Williams when they got knocked by Mike Tyson in tha 80s.

Kevin Durantorexic has a real shot to wake tha league up if they can take tha lakers to 6 or 7 games…or if they bump kobe. I predict a 6 game series.