iPad

Tha iPad

I thought of this shet years ago, and now they got it. Stoopit neggaz is sayin tha iPAD gon “revolutionize tha world!” How is that, when we already got it! Yeah tha iPOD was revolutionary, but tha iPAD is tha same shet, only bigga.

Steve “blow” Jobbs done got tha game all fegged up and he workin backwardz. Tha consumer, usually, wants a larger product to be made SMALLER and MORE COMPACT. For example:

• we went from big ol camcorders to mini-cams
• we went from huge laser discs to compact discs (CDs)
• we went from brick cell phones to slim line cell phones

but NOW Steve “blow” Jobbs got his Apple hustle workin in REVERSE: he took a small compact iPOD and made it into some huge jazz shet that can only fit in Rosie O’donnell back pocket. And that iPAD shet can only do one shet at a time like a constipated negga. You can’t even watch videos and send e-mail at tha same time. What good is that shet? it don’t even got a camera on that big shet! real talk you could use tha iPAD as a boogie board at tha beach…all they gotta do is water proof that big shet.

And of course all tha geeked up neggaz was waitin on line overnight for that shet cos they aint gettin no pussy, so they gotta live for sumthin. They shoulda dropped tha iPAD first, then came wit tha smaller iPOD, and I thought them neggaz was smart over there. Bill Gakes runnin laps around them neggaz (as seen below).

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