“You look so good, I’d suck on your daddys d*ck”

- Notorious B.I.G on “Me and My B*tch”

No girl ever has, or ever will look that good. No further explanation needed.

Fake black self-aggrandizing activist Al Sharp-TON and a animated gopher

Both deez neegaz got some biggazz beaver cheeks and while Al steady clownin like he black and proud, why he still rockin dat konkaleen shag from 1964?….i’ll wait… Al is profitin off tha struggle, and he aint really doin nuthin now but buildin his wealth and stature by lyin to them powerful white folks sayin that he speaks for all blacks, he got blacks under his sausage link thumb, and that he can guarantee voter turnout for democratic candidates. We know tha game Al: N.A.N. stand for No Action Network!

Errybody know that crooked snotbox negga shame moseley gon get knocked out — thazz right I call him “shame” cos he usin them horse grade marc maguire/ jose canseco caliber steeroid injectibles in his neck.

Rest in peace to mah dood vernon forrest he made “sugar” shame look like “sweet-n-low” shame. tha vernon forrest negga was body rockin sugar shame rib cage up against tha ropes in a manner reminiscent of tha way agent smith had neo up against that dirty subway station wall in tha first matrix.

So I can tell you wit certainty that after tonite, sugar shame career bout to fall off like an umbilical cord. And right about now all ya broke cazz neggaz is scramblin tryna leech off ya potnaz juss so you could see tha fight, or you gon wait til it get post on word start hip hop…then you gon lie and say you had tha fight. Tha only way you broke cazz neggaz gon ever have tha fight is if you stiff ya mom on tha light bill and sell a couple extra chocklate candy bars this week, cos ya neggaz aint never got that paper view. All-in-all, funny money remains undefeated! We waitin on that pac fight NEXT! but even doe funny money gon whoop that baw…i still caint fegg wit maywether cos that negga look like a dick wit a mouth piece.

(Juss take a glimpse at diss negga sugar shame snotbox below…that shet is hella crooked…shet look like a skate park! dat shet got hella BLOOPish from takin too much shots on tha BUTTON!)

But besides that, tha beast knows and iss a know fact that in order to produce a adequate amount of sperm for fertility, you gotta keep ya nutts (testes) temperature BELOW ya body temp by about 2 degrees. So when ya nutts zac is hugged up against ya stomach, you raise tha temp in tha scrotun and make it difficult to produce sperms. Then you cant get cha bish pregganant, even if you do got one.

Tha beast is all about depopulation of tha “undesirables.” Tha beast whole notion of species is that only tha fit should survive, but who made tha beast tha decider of fitness?  Thazz why tha beast promote: war, disease, famine, infertility, sterility, unrenewable resources, vasectomies, castrations, abortions, aids, STDS, incarceration. all of these are tactics in an overall strategy to limit tha population by 90% or MORE. This fad is gon come to ah end real soon, so dont be tha lass negga still rockin them tight pants.

Bottom line is that iss more than a fad is genocidal warfare: S.K.I.N.N.Y.J.E.A.N.S.  (Sperm Killed In Neggaz Nuttzac Yieldin Jizz Endagered And Not Speciating).

(Statue of Hermaphrodite: Back and Front! Yes thazzz a dizzel!)

Bish done been ran threw…by Nestley Snipes, David Injustice, Eric Bengay, that lil negga off barbar shop, and numerous of other neggaz done smashed tha box like Belly Bog Thorntoes off Monster. But halle keep tryna land that one dood…so she lettin tha world know ha fish is back on tha market. And that aint no cheap whiting fish that ya broke cazz neggaz be fryin up on friday night, thazz some quality sammin, some flounder, and some dover sole.

My guess is that tha bish dont give hella good slobberz…cos it take good slobberz to make a negga wanna NOT leave ya azz.

Tha beast is afraid cos he is losin his dominant grip on tha majority, and by 2050, or sooner, this whole U.S.A. gon be U.S.A. (Under Spanish Authority)  and iss gon be a “brown” country. Tha term “immigration reform” is a perfeck example of how tha beast use codes to hide its real motive and true agenda. Now tha devils is tryna play black and brown against each other, because unemployment is high among blacks, tha beast wanna say mexicans are takin jobs from blacks. Thazz tha worst kind of bulshet…thazz that instigation bulshet that we can never fall for. Black and brown and poor whites are at tha absolute bottom of tha socio-politico-economic strata…so we needa be on tha SAME side.

We need mexicans in our life cos – keep it real — who else gon grow our lettuces,  tomatoes, and oranches? who else gon pick our raddishes,  strawberries, and potatoes? Who else gon buss our restaurant tables, wash our dishes and car windows, fix our roof and tile tha bathroom, and of course change our brake pads all for five dollas?  We need mexicans and all immigrants to do tha slave work that these corporations require to stay in existence? Erry nation needs bottom feeders, so why is America any different? America is not really a country, iss juss a paradoxical ideal: we claim to be tha land of tha free when we have slaves; we claim to be tha nation of immigrants, but we don’t want haitians or mexicans; we claim to be a democracy, but we a republic wit selected and corrupted politicians; we claim justice and equity for all, but we discriminate and segregate against anyone that don’t conform; we claim to be number 1, but we lag behind other nations; we claim personal and civil liberties, but our gubbament SPIES on us. Tha his story books lie to us and tell us tha pilgrim came to this country wit they big buckle penny loafer shoes to escape religious persecution in england, but they turnt right around and persecuted natives americans and blacks.

This country is and always will be full of shet, until tha good people STAND UP and PROTECT righteousness and compassion. We should never uphold “laws,” becuase laws are man-made and biased by man’s own opinion of fairness and justice; but “compassion” is GOD’s law and iss always truly just. At one time slavery was LAW, banning interracial marriage was LAW, banning tha sharing and downloading of music is LAW…and we all know neeva one of those are JUST. Let tha immigrants stay, so long as they contributin to society and not robbin, stealin, and killin.

“(I Know I Got) Skillz” by Shaquille O’Neal

“I got a hand that’ll rock your cradle
cream you like cheese spread you on my bagle
My ford explorer boomin with the clunk a funk
all you jealous punks can’t stop my dunks”

The Lyrical Disgrace Part 2:

“Built like chevy impala
yo shaqs a smooth balla
(yea but what about rhymes?)
I can hold my own
nick nack shaq attack give a dog a bone”

I don’t know what to say about these lines. Its not even that these are 2 garbage parts of otherwise great verses, shaq just cannot rap. I have no idea what he was thinking during this time of his life.