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When Shaq Rapped
The Lyrical Disgrace Part 1:
“(I Know I Got) Skillz” by Shaquille O’Neal
“I got a hand that’ll rock your cradle
cream you like cheese spread you on my bagle
My ford explorer boomin with the clunk a funk
all you jealous punks can’t stop my dunks”
The Lyrical Disgrace Part 2:
“Built like chevy impala
yo shaqs a smooth balla
(yea but what [...]
Cam’ron – Please stop rapping
The Lyrical Disgrace:
“F**k the twin towers, we on top of the Eiffel like Pisa Pisa
Eatin’ a piece of pizza
You can’t be where I be dog, you need a visa”
- Cam’Ron on “I’m Ready by The Diplomats”
There is so much wrong with this line. Cam shouldda been kicked out of rap after this one … this [...]
Foxy Brown says: 1+1=3
The Lyrical Discgrace:
“32 grams raw, chop it in half that’s 16
double it times three that’s 48, which mean a whole lotta cream
divide the profit by 4, subtract it by 8 – we back to 16″
- Foxy Brown on “Affirmative Action by The Firm (Nas, AZ & Foxy Brown) Ft. Cormega
This is WAY to much math [...]
Cereal Confusion
The Lyrical Disgrace:
“200 Karats, now thats a f***in’ charm, and thats my lucky charm and I ain’t talkin’ cornflakes”
-Young Jeezy on “I do this sh*t”
You ain’t talkin cornflakes? Thanks for the info but I don’t think anyone thought you were. You ain’t talkin fire trucks either.
Jay-Z you should know better…
The Lyrical Disgrace:
“38 Revolve, like the sun ’round the earth”
- Jay-Z On “It’s Hot”
I know this is an old track, but it doesn’t date back to 300 B.C. The sun doesn’t revolve around the earth… I’m surprised no one spoke up to fill Jay-Z in. It’s to bad such a great track is plagued with [...]
You’re 100 dimes
The lyrical disgrace:
“Your a dime plus 99″
- Mario on “Let Me Love You”
I’ve had a problem with this line ever since I’ve first heard it. My first thoughts were…”HUH???”. After thinking about it for sometime I’ve come to the conclusion that Mario could mean one of two things:
This girl is so fine, she is 1 [...]
Milk Abuse
The Lyrical Disgrace:
“I’ll treat ya like milk, I’ll do nothin but spoil ya”
- Lil Flip on Sunshine By Lil Flip Ft. Lea
Is that how you treat your milk flip? You do nothing but spoil it? You never drink it? Put it in cereal? Offer it to someone who is thirsty? Why do you treat your [...]
How icy? How much money?
The Lyrical Disgrace:
“I’m Icy as a icicle/
So much money…I valet park my bicycle”
- Soulja Boy from “Bingo by Gucci Mane Ft. Soulja Boy and Wacka Floppa Lame”
Part 1 of the disgrace:
Icy as an icicle? Wow. What gem of a simile are you gonna drop on us next? You’ve got more swag then swag? You come [...]
